Hottie Friday: Alessandra Ambrósio

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Dear Diary what can I say

Alessandra Ambrósio makes me gay

She is undoubtedly the hottest sexiest woman in the world

And I'd give or do anything to make her my girl

They might as well stop with the lists

No other woman in the world can compare to this

You can search the entire universe over

There isn't a single woman who can dethrone her

Don't waste your breath or time trying to argue

For surely you're not blind, now are you

Ambrósio is sizzling, breath-taking and so much more

Finding befitting descriptions is really quite a chore

For mere existing words could never express

The immeasurable extent of her indescribable attractiveness

To be honest I'm becoming rather frustrated

To decide on a true number that she should be rated

You see #1 seems quite inappropriate and inadequate

When this woman can generate more heat than a skyward rocket

The search for anyone more attractive would be futile and a trivial pursuit

Case in point, just look at this gorgeous bombshell in a 2-piece bikini swimsuit

I'll just sit here and have fun while laughing at you

As you try the most impossible thing to do

Alessandra is beauty at its utmost perfection

All that's missing is for her to give me her undying affection

Yes, it's a fact there's no hotter chick on the planet

I can't believe I'm saying this but she's definitely hotter than heart-throb Janet

Legs so perfect, beautiful, smooth and long

Her ass, my gosh, the woman's lethal in a thong

Lips so luscious, flawlessly shaped, soft, supple, so sweet

The woman's tasty; why she's good enough to eat

I'm totally swept away by her sexy inviting eyes

Just want to run my hands slowly up and down her thighs

I'm going all out, pulling no punches whatsoever

I'm enamored, rapt, entranced, want her to be mine forever

I can just imagine my hands making a track

As they move up and down the groove of her perfect back

If wishes were horses so the saying goes

I have a fetish for doing things to her that would make her curl her toes

I should break myself out of this line of thinking

If I keep this up, I'm sure to end up drinking

And that for sure never solves anything

I just want Alessandra to accept my ring

I promise to put away my questionable ways

And to her only dedicate the rest of my days

Not even gonna prolong this anymore

I must have made my intentions clear for sure

I can but dream, no one can take that away

And in this state of reverie I have chosen to stay

So diary once again it's just you and me

And another one of my far fetched fantasy

I always enjoy these times here with you

If I didn't have you, I don't know what I'd do

You're open to every day dream that I bring

And never contribute so much as one negative thing

I dare say you seem to encourage me

By keeping all of my desires safely under lock and key

Hottie Friday: Jill Bennett

Dear Diary I have a confession
Jill Bennett has become my latest obsession
She has the prettiest smile in the world
I'm on an unending quest to make her my girl


It would be fuel to start on her sexy swagger
To watch her walk makes me stagger
I want her in my life; take time and let our love unfurl
The very thought of her makes my toes curl


My only wish is for me to have my own way
With her during the night, sometimes during the day
And the little creases in her nose when she smiles in that way
Is all the more reason why I'm happy and gay


And she has the cutest tightest little ass
Excuse me if I stray from polite over into crass
I just wanna grab it, squeeze it, hold it tight
It's just perfect, and is sure to give pleasure all through the night


To add to it all, the woman is quirky
Making her even more irresistible, Jill, here I am take me!
Then she goes and adds tattoos as well
As if she wasn't already HOT as hell


The things that come to mind that we would do
Would turn the cheeks of my grandma to a reddish hue
I tell you no lie, you make putty out of me
I wanna be the sugar in your coffee, the cream in your tea


If only you knew how much I love your hair
And the sexy way you sit down on a chair
If we were together, I'd kiss everyone else goodbye
Wouldn't walk on earth either, be walking on cloud 9 up in the sky


I know that we'd both be totally satisfied
And never ever want to leave each other's side
I'd be late for work each and every day
If anyone should ask why, this is what I'd say


Can anyone blame me for not wanting to leave
When such good loving I give and receive
There's no other love like this that exists
Can't you tell that just by the way we kiss


Don't you notice I walk around with a smile on my face
That's because I have the epitome of hotness that can never be replaced
Can't you see how everyone looks at us
For all the time we are completely filled with lust


Love and affection so strong it can be felt from miles afar
Love so potent it can fuel a race car
Do I need to explain to you anymore
Tell me now for it's a just about four


And bet your ass I won't stay one minute longer
Gotta get home to my love-machine for who's touch I hunger
Gotta make sure she's satisfied and well fed
Not only out but more importantly in bed


If I sound love-struck, that's because I am
I'm sprung, hooked, whipped and I don't give a damn
Say anything you want, call me any name
For when it comes to my Jill, I know or feel no shame


You know what they say 'hate the game not the playa'
It's not my fault that I'm sated, you nay-sayer
Go out and find someone you can call your own
Whatever you do, just leave me the hell alone


Well Diary, it's good to have gotten this off of my chest
For sure Jill Bennett puts the HOT in HOTNESS
Lets just keep this between me and you for you know how things get
Once someone grabs hold of your inter most desires and put it out on the Internet


Imagine the commotion that this could cause
If on it the wrong people got their claws
Letting the world know that I'm living wrapped up in a fantasy