Wah Wari: I've Reached 100!!!

This is my 100th blog post! Can you believe it? Damn. I can't believe it. The funny thing is that it almost went unnoticed by yours truly. I admit that I can be quite absent-minded when it comes to certain things. I'm honestly surprised that I even noticed; it was quite by chance that I did.

To celebrate this milestone, I wanted more than anything to do so with a Tina Turner post. I already drafted it and everything. But, alas, I cannot find pictures that would do my idol justice. And if a blog about this living legend cannot be done to my satisfaction, then you can bet your last dollar that it won't be done at all. It's just that simple.

So since I disappointingly couldn't get my way with this, I've decided to do the next best thing. I'll share this momentous occasion with several beauties instead. Before I get into it though let me just throw this out (as I usually do) there. There are certain things about a woman's attire that automatically gets my blood pumping. I will share with you (not that I haven't already if you were paying attention) two of these things. Of course, if they're wearing nothing or virtually next to nothing, it's a no-brainer.

The first one is a woman wearing a hat or headgear of any sort. This has a major titillating affect on me. I'm not even gonna try to explain it. Just feast your eyes on the following beauties. Mind you, if this blog seems to run on forever (and I doubt I'll hear any complaints) just bear with me and let me have my way since I'm celebrating and all. [most of the pictures do enlarge when clicked]

Alexis Bledel

Alyssa Milano (Hot Damn! *thud* just when I thought I couldn't fall any deeper in love with you)

Beyonce Knowles (Carter) (temptress!)

Famke Janssen

Gwyneth Paltrow (if you were anymore seductive I'd be on my knees)

Kristanna Loken

Sarah Jessica Parker (oh Jessica, didn't know you had it in you or did I)

Terri Hatcher

Penelope Cruz & Salma Hayek (double delight - how scrumptious)

Piper Perabo (Piper fits both categories *swoon*)

Reese Witherspoon

Rachel Bilson

Adriana Lima

Jennifer Beals (oh what a feeling!)

Jennifer Aniston (isn't she the sweetest thing)

Jennifer Lopez (Anthony) (Oh So Smooooth - she's perfect!)

Christina Applegate (loving it!)

Jessica Alba (ooh la la so hot)

The second thing that totally fascinates me and evokes the lusting nature in me is a woman wearing a white shirt. There's just something about it. Am I the only one that this affects in such a way? Take a look, then you can answer.

Natalie Imbruglia

Salma Hayek (slow down my racing heart)

Roselyn Sánchez (ooh the rush!)

Téa Leoni (run away with me my love)

Tina Fey (you're forever my girl)

Maggie Gyllenhaal (delectable)

Mia Kirshna (sweet)

Mischa Barton (wow!)

Naomi Watts (yes I feel the heat.. I feel it)

Jennifer Love Hewitt (alluring)

Jodie Foster (*swoon* - I would do anything for you.. I would do anything girl.. anything for you....)

Kate Winslet (..and I need you now tonight... and I need you more than ever... and if you'll only hold me tight... we'll be holding on forever... and we'll only be making right... cause we'll never be wrong...)